So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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