we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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