left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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