So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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