He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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