And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Bang-toberfest begins!!
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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