can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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