Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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