YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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