Whod you bang
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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