is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I booty called her while she was in labor.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
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