I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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