But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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