I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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