If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
PANTIES FOUND
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