I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
We were destined to go to rehab together
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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