how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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