I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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