Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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