is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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