I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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