Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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