Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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