they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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