IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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