Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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