I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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