It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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