Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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