He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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