Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
