If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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