how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
No subtext here. People are naked.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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