so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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