Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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