just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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