make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
