You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Randomize
