I wish I could teleport
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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