respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Randomize
