This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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