You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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