He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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