Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
