he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
only you would photoshop your dick
His hands were made for my vagina.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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