Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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