i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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