wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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