i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
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