i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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