Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
false alarm. still invincible.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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