the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
she pinky promised me she was 18
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
It's no shave November. This is our time.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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