ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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