Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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